JINTAKA Has Arrived… WTF is a Choo Choo SHITAIN?

Someone please advise

So JINTAKA is Jin Akanishi and Takayuki Yamada. I know the “Choo” is supposed to represent “Chu” as in Kiss, but wtf is SHITAIN and the rest of this entire release? I’m gonna assume this is all just a random EDM track made for the club because that’s the only thing that makes sense. Hell I’d dance to it, especially if tipsy.

Jin and Taka together equals super mega fangirl panty dropper, which is synonymous with Yen signs. You got pretty boy Jin and scruffy guy Takayuki, so basically fans can pick their favorite (or both). The video is just as random as the single, but I’m not complaining because the artistic mishmash is super entertaining.

p.s. Choo Choo SHITAIN had to be incredibly easy/quick to record lol.

p.p.s 2:07 OMGGG ILLUMINATI OMGGGGGG HERP DERP

JINTAKA
Debut Single
Choo Choo SHITAIN
2016.9.21 On Sale

Limited Edition (CD+DVD)
Product number：GOGOOD-017
Price: ￥1,500 (tax out)
http://amzn.to/2cHPYU4

CD
1. Choo Choo SHITAIN
2. Choo Choo SHITAIN (Instrumental)

DVD
・ Choo Choo SHITAIN – Music Video
・ Choo Choo SHITAIN Behind The Scene
・ Choo Choo CHITIN – Spin Off Version

Standard Edition (CD＋DVD)
Product number: GOGOOD-018
Price：￥1,200 (tax out)
http://amzn.to/2cfhqq1

CD
1. Choo Choo SHITAIN
2. Choo Choo SHITAIN (Instrumental)

DVD
・ Choo Choo SHITAIN – Music Video
・ Choo Choo SHITAIN – Behind The Scene

(Source: Jin Akanishi)