Splits Don't Work

Yup yup! The press release is pretty funny, haha

Pretty cool project from two crazy bands! Lol at the press release!

Wei? Hello? Is there anyone left in China? Crapppy cold weather makes us want to leave too. But the good news for those of you who stayed is………………………………………………………………………………..
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………nothing.

You’re stuck in this huge country with 28 billion people and not a single store or restaurant is open. You scrounge around the sidewalks looking for food after a crazy night filled with fireworks and explosions that make Fallujah look like a beautiful paradise. There’s absolutely nothing open and your head is pounding from all the liquid nitrogen (baijiu) you downed the night before. “Food….foooood…….I’d eat anything right now….even stinky tofu if I could find it.”

And that brings us to the point of this email. Stegosaurus? and Pairs have teamed up for a split album called, “Splits Don’t Work”. What we done, was we took each other’s songs and covered them real good like. Pairs covered “Stinky Tofu” and “Dance or Die” from Stegosaurus?’s’s? latest album and Stegosaurus? covered “Oh Ghost” and “I Wanna Die in the Ocean” from Pairs’ self-titillated debut album. We each threw in an original song, slapped on some artwork, gave it a title democratically and boom! Done. We recorded these songs live in a studio with no fancy machinery and it sounds fantastical. Real lo-fi. Like a Daniel Johnston record but less wit and worse singing. Real sexy. Like a hairier, smellier Ciley Myrus music video.. Give it a listen from our respective Bandcamp accounts:

Pairs: http://pairs.bandcamp.com/
Stegosaurus?: http://stegosaurus.bandcamp.com/

It’s absolutely free for people of every nationality (except those freakin’ Antarcticans, those good-for-nothing bandits stealing our jobs and women) so go ahead and pass it on to friends, enemies, co-workers and more! Write about it and review it on your blogs! It’s a once in a lifetime, momentous occasion! Act now while supplies last! Thanks for reading and stay warm and well-fed during CNY! If you would like further information, please contact us via this email.

Love,
Stegosauri? and Pairs

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